• cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    1 month ago

    Start with favourite dinosaur. Then talk about why pizza is superior to burgers. Then share the surreal dream you had last night about having balloons for arms. That should tell them all they need to know about you.

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      1 month ago

      For all who forgot their weird dream:
      Pad out the argumentive part of the introduction by replacing the food talk with explaining your strongest held opinion on urban planing. Most people think you just forgot to tell them about your dream and won’t ask out of politeness.