• lb_o@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Yeah, we are actually removing them and return to the families in a separate package.

      Source - I made this up for your entertainment.

      • Rooty@lemmy.world
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        3 days ago

        I choose to believe your fib because the thought of grieving families keeping granny’s fake tits next to her ashes on the mantlepiece is too funny.

        • froh42@lemmy.world
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          3 days ago

          It’s not only funny, it also stabilizes the mantelpiece during an earthquake and prevents the urn from toppling over.

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          4 days ago

          Yeah I definitely don’t not regret that I didn’t decide to not not read that comment.

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      3 days ago

      Imagine they take them out and dispose of them separately, and some dude finding out at the open casket that his wife was packing fakes for their entire marriage and being outraged.

      It’s like a bad sitcom plot.

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          2 days ago

          Never even heard of it until now. Did I accidentally steal a plot-point from it? lol

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            Sort of, but it’s a stretch on my part. The premise of the movie is that some people have been hired to clean an abandoned psychiatric hospital and, well, some things go wrong.

            At some point one of the cleaners finds the crematorium and collects various leftovers from it. That’s the extremely tenuous connection I was making.