The worst thing is having to scroll farther and father down when selection your date of birth in online forms. I’m like “why does this start after 2000? kids don’t use this thing” and then I realize people born in 2008 are 18 now.
Better lock your oven then
It’s not the best part but it is a nice perk
Did I just say something vaguely threatening, or offer a foreshadowing clue to your survival and vital plot progression?
Who knows?
You’re probably in the ripe age to be the center of the mystery in Files of X
You might age into store clerk who may or may not be murdered by Anton Chigurh before long.
I was given my first senior citizen discount today without asking 😩
Or the guy fixing up his fishing cabin with his buddy.
“Some kid just hucked himself right into the wood chipper!”
I sincerely hope Tyler Labine and Alan Tudyk know how much tons of people love that movie.
What movie?
Tucker and Dale Versus Evil
“Well howdy officer, we’ve had a doozy of a day”
Yeah, we should definitely have horror movie sequels where the ones who managed to get away from the stabber/slicer/decapitator is now a person living nearby and interacting with the new kids coming for their scandalous swimming/camping/drinking party time and warning them off being killed. It would be a cool callback.
You can still be the guy selling chilli to the teenagers on a road trip before they head down the road and later find out where the meat for that chilli comes from.
Why warn them?
Purely for the enjoyment of being cryptic and menacing while delivering the warning.
Do not go beyond the sacred line, David, for it is forbidden! And that will be $178.55 for the gas, and $8 for the room temp bottled water. Would you like to buy some insurance?
The Harbinger is part of the ritual
“The Harbinger” and “Camp Murderblood” which one is the band name and which one is the debut album title? This is commitment time, people.
Camp Murderblood is definitely the band name.
Most triumphant.
air guitar gesture!
love of the game
It felt nice to age out of the standard military draft (in the US)
Fuck that!
I’m the old guy laughing maniacally in the rocker on the porch; urging them on!
Yeah, probably at the point where I could be one of the town folk in the gas station overheard asking “do ya think Pete the butcher’s gonna make up a batch of those special meat pies again?”
I approve. I take it you have a shotgun, pipe and windchimes?
I used to be the voluptuous final girl and now I’m the old hag. At least I still have a role, and now I’m winning!
Hi fellow hag! Please feel free to hang out with us at !WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone we have many crones there
Ooh, thanks!
I’m the middle aged paranoid techy guy that is locked in his fortress with cameras everywhere that will somehow end up dead the moment he let’s in that one person he helped online but they are followed by the bad guys.
Edit: middle aged
