… in bed … eating …
these are the people I have to share a highway with
Not necessarily an indicator that they’re bad drivers. Just be grateful you don’t have to share a bed with them.
Not just eating in bed, eating chips.
*shudders*
Have you ever had crispbread? Or even better, sour crispbread? I once ate that in bed, was drunk… The crumbs were there even after like few sheet changes.
I love it when people make fake text memes and completely disregard who would be the most likely to take the screenshot of the convo.
Like, the implication here is that the person making the unwanted advances found the rejection interesting enough to screenshot it and upload it online somewhere.
yeah yeah I know I’m thinking too hard about it but I just find it funny
Actually I posit another theory, the rejector could have found their rejecting funny enough to screenshot/upload, sort of laughing at their own joke.
I mean I’m sure you’re right and it’s fake, but y’know, other perspectives.
Why not though? Both sides might recognize the humor in it.
Yeah I know, and this could also be the conversation between actual partners, but I’m going with what I think would ve the most likely
warning. this is the work of ‘big chips’.
there’s something subliminal going on here cuz i just had a craving for chips and had to go fetch a bag myself.
Can confirm, eating chips now. Send help and salsa

*nasty chipses
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double Entendre.
He gives it to her.
(Raw and wriggling?)
So a worm?
I can tell you noticed (likely) what instance I am a part of. I was not thinking of that. But if it is gagh, if needs to be alive. Gross if it is dead.


Those chips aren’t doing your teeth any favors!
What kind of favors can chips do?
flavor favors











