time2lose@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoWe know exactly what he looks like because we just dolemmy.worldimagemessage-square129linkfedilinkarrow-up1544arrow-down128
arrow-up1516arrow-down1imageWe know exactly what he looks like because we just dolemmy.worldtime2lose@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square129linkfedilink
minus-squareTwodogsFighting@lemdro.idlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoAnd is also omnipotent and allknowing.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoand bland and flavorless and crumbly
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoThat’s what the wine is for
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 day agodoesn’t change the bland jeez-its. if you’re going to magic something into godflesh, why not breakfast tacos? with egg and cheese and a little bacon (or potato if that’s your thing. or both)? at least give us sourdough or tiger bread
minus-squareprettybunnys@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoBack in the day, at my little corner bagel shop we’d created the god bagel Bacon Ham Egg Scrapple and cheese on an everything bagel, wrapped tightly in aluminum foil to allow it to squeeze into a jaw-able bite. I’d worship at this alter.
And is also omnipotent and allknowing.
and bland and flavorless and crumbly
That’s what the wine is for
doesn’t change the bland jeez-its. if you’re going to magic something into godflesh, why not breakfast tacos? with egg and cheese and a little bacon (or potato if that’s your thing. or both)? at least give us sourdough or tiger bread
Back in the day, at my little corner bagel shop we’d created
the god bagelBacon Ham Egg Scrapple and cheese on an everything bagel, wrapped tightly in aluminum foil to allow it to squeeze into a jaw-able bite.
I’d worship at this alter.