really its like sausage stuffing. Its best when you stuff from both ends of the bird.
Sausage casings are made from the small intestines (usually from pigs but you can get them from other animals), not the rectum or large intestines. And it’s not even the whole intestine but a lining or something like that. So you’re not going nearly far enough to be considered a sausage.
You don’t know me.
Correct.
Buddy, you need a boyfriend
Edit: oh, I just saw who posted this. I’ve known you from Reddit for well over a decade and a half.
You damn will know the awesomeness of getting fucked in the ass. Don’t come here and play ignorant.
Only if you grinded your dick first. There aren’t any sausages that I know of that use a fully intact piece of meat.
The cylinder must not be damaged.
That’s what Grindr is for, right?
I could’ve lived my life without reading this and I would’ve been happy.
It’s real, called “F. Dick Sausage Stuffer”
You first bro.
Depends on how cooked you are.
You think about weird stuff in the shower.
And based off the last few words we can surmise OP is likely having a stroke… while in the shower thinking about sausage
is that a masturbation euphuism ?
You’re already having anal sex when eating sausages, just a bit differently.
Are you a poop sausage?
Sausages are sealed at both ends, humans generally aren’t sealed. We’re poop stuffed meat tubes.
We do have sphincters that separate various parts of our digestive tract…
Yeah but that’s temporary, a sausage needs to be cut open or torn.
Thank you, Satan’s Maggoty Cum Fart
lets make sausage i’ll be the meat you be the intestinal casing
Wow, I am oh so glad I gave up meat.
Anal sex is a dick sushi.
This is my main reason for only having sex with trees. Also I feel sorry for the animals that are produced and processed in an industrialized fashion. 🤷♀️
A penis is just another type of blood sausage
