Sure Trump would fill it in with Trump Live or some shit. He’d probably go and make a speech before, during, and after the execution. Whole time about how he is the best at executions and how he’s done so many to so many people.

Doing it in front of a cop adds flavor.

2,000-pound bombs to drop on 20 pound kids.

How fucking cruel.

Cool.

Been hating the sports gambling commercials everywhere I look. Especially with Kevin Hart going on about going to all 50 states to gamble or something like that.

Cause, I’m not against gambling, if there are rules and regulations to protect the innocent and the fools. No one deserves to lose everything on a bet.

But what pisses me off is Kevin, who the fuck, has that kind of money to travel to all 50 states, where some of them are bigger than whole countries.

The hotel prices, the car repair, the food, the gas flux, the losing a bet, all of that. It just urks me to no end. Like go fuck yourself Kevin, you rich sheep twat.

Mine is the cats attacking it.

You first bro.

I know. I dropped the f bomb in there too lol. Just something I say instead of ass sometimes. I can’t remember where I got it from.

I can see how it can be taken that way. The thing is, I have no desire for that fame. Would I like the money? Nope. Not that much. I just want to have enough to get by and take care of my family and go on vacation.

I have heard Ed’s music for a long time. Exes, friends, family. Someone somewhere 3 ft from you, probably in your walls, like spiders. (I jest)

His music is just soulless to me. It has no grip to it. It feels like feeding my ears dry oats. With the whole downfall, I didn’t really except a downfall. More that his shit would fade and folks would see his music as meh.

This, though, is just funny. All he had to do was be a good person.

I knew the moment his goofy lookin aah got famous he’d eventually fuck it up.

His biggest thing was his boyish looks and that doesn’t always carry well into the future. His music was bland and soulless. Shape of you is the weakest love song I have ever heard.

I was excepting his music to become so shitty folks would drop him, but this works too. Now not only is he shitty at making any meaningful music, he is also a shitty person.

My 2nd favorite animal saving my 1st favorite? Get fucked poacher. Haha! Yes!

Gotta be honest. Been with my partner over 10 yrs. This meme didn’t say anything about “wife ruining the day.” It was simply a joke about when you have a moment the partner can sometimes sense that.

Like this meme has never happened to you? You were never just chilling and the wife/partner comes in with something to do?

I’d be more inclined to see this as boomer shit if it followed up with Kermit putting a gun in his mouth to escape his wife.

Fucking feel so burnt by Tumblr losing porn. I legit only got Tumblr cause of the porn, and it went and got all righteous like a month or so after.

I’ll give you a handie if you take me and my family back with you.

Is it better there?

Nah. What the problem was the whole “it’s the internet, it’s not real. Get off it. Etc etc.” The truth is the internet is as real as you and me. The things we say and do are real.

We should’ve taken it more serious. Not let these hate groups form online. It was the wild west and people pussy footed around about taming it.

Now it’s a cancer riddled mess with pockets of safety, but the rest is no man’s land.

I just do as my ma would do. Find path and move through. If someone gets in your way “Excuse me.” Didn’t move? Say it louder and a little more rude. When they move and give you a look, just go. Don’t stop. What are they gonna chase you? That’s weird. Fuck em.

Make em move till you are outta that shit.

I was at a loss, but I’m glad I didn’t give it up. That would’ve let me down.

I might not like Disney, but you keep Bluey out your goddamn mouth.

Then kys Putin. Do it. Coward.