A Hyrox athlete (this incident making rounds on the internet is how I first heard of the sport) shat herself during a competition but kept going and won, using shared equipment with feces streaming down her legs. She proclaimed “a win is a win” and only apologized after backlash online and losing her sponsorship from Puma.
Hyrox (stylized as HYROX) is an indoor fitness competition that combines 8 km of running and 8 functional workout stations. Contestants alternate between running and functional exercises.
This is my first time hearing of this. Part of me wants to see pictures and videos. Part of me doesn’t. The latter part is happy that I suck at searching stuff like this online.
All I’m saying is, if someone were to drop a link to some uncensored evidence, there’s a good chance I’ll click it…
Yes, But you can leave the competition. She didn’t and smeared everything with poop, thus actively and consciously making it harder for other athletes to compete.
Lmfao of course I’m arguing with someone that never did any physical activity in their life. SHE WON FIRST PLACE BUD. SHE AIN’T GONNA QUIT LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
I need some context - or perhaps I don’t?
A Hyrox athlete (this incident making rounds on the internet is how I first heard of the sport) shat herself during a competition but kept going and won, using shared equipment with feces streaming down her legs. She proclaimed “a win is a win” and only apologized after backlash online and losing her sponsorship from Puma.
A hyro-rah-what now?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyrox
Oooh.
Wait did she really have a Puma sponsorship, they really coulda taken a W here with their PumaPants line
This is my first time hearing of this. Part of me wants to see pictures and videos. Part of me doesn’t. The latter part is happy that I suck at searching stuff like this online.
All I’m saying is, if someone were to drop a link to some uncensored evidence, there’s a good chance I’ll click it…
You just search 2 girls 1 cup, it’s a foreign video so that’s why it has a funny name.
I wasn’t born yesterday, you know
This was all indoors too, btw.
Thanks.
What a niche drama.
I thought this was about Trump, somehow. Wouldn’t that be nice.
They put only the best diapers on him. Very beautiful diapers. That’s why it doesn’t run down his legs and get all over the oval office.
Not sure about that last part
Same. Now I just know it as poop sport.
Puma are such morons for this. A win is a win, you want her to stop? This is a fucking winner. Puma is diarrhea of shoes anyway 😂😂
Puma were right: that Poopy Patty actively and consciously made it harder for other athletes to compete.
I bet you never competitively ran or worked out to experience this. Look up runners diarrhea, shit is not conscious and you can’t stop it.
Yes, But you can leave the competition. She didn’t and smeared everything with poop, thus actively and consciously making it harder for other athletes to compete.
Lmfao of course I’m arguing with someone that never did any physical activity in their life. SHE WON FIRST PLACE BUD. SHE AIN’T GONNA QUIT LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
Keep shitting your pants in silence, please
Nike should sign her instead.
“Just doodoo it.”
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-nazi-brothers-changed-sports-marketing-forever/id1893824633?i=1000762456421
Relevant.
Not really. This is literal whataboutism.
https://nypost.com/2026/09/14/health/hyrox-athlete-competes-despite-diarrhea-horrifying-onlookers/
Lmao she locked in
So Americans censor shit now? Something literally everyone has seen since they were born?
I’m sure you can find the uncensored versions on Australian public television. Go beat your meat to that.
Sphincter not so locked in
In the worst possible way…
The worst way would have been losing.
Just taking the L would have been the better option.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/hyrox-diarrhea-apology-9.7347697