i would not want to fall asleep on the shitter at midnight in winter in someplace that actually has winter. you remember those naps you’d take leaning on your arm, then you’d lose your balance and wake up a little, then start to drift off again…
first off, the repetetive shrieks of "OH MY DANGLE MY FREEZING FREEZING DANGLE’ would keep the neighborhood awake. like clockwork.
I guess having a small dick is useful in some way.
Good to be a grower!
I hate winter, the toilet water becomes too cold for my penis
That’s a self-solving problem if I’ve ever heard one
It’s like one of those drinking bird toys.
i would not want to fall asleep on the shitter at midnight in winter in someplace that actually has winter. you remember those naps you’d take leaning on your arm, then you’d lose your balance and wake up a little, then start to drift off again…
first off, the repetetive shrieks of "OH MY DANGLE MY FREEZING FREEZING DANGLE’ would keep the neighborhood awake. like clockwork.