How to socialize at work:
Don’t 🚫
-an introvert
I have Wednesdays off so my Tue-Thus is usually something like:
Tuesday:“Oh I can’t meet Wed, I’m off. Let’s talk Thursday.”
Wednesday: Off
Thursday:“Sorry I missed Wednesday meetings, let me know if I missed anything important.”
Unless you get me on a Thursday or a Monday, tomorrow’s no good.
Tue: “traffic these days, huh?”
Wed: “is it Friday yet?”
Thu: “getting warm, isn’t it?”
You gotta swap that wed and thu
Only mention the weather in the middle.
In the middle: “How about the local sports team, eh?” and let the experts take over from there.
Did you see the ludicrous display last night?
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!
Rather not.
Tues - Thurs: lament the destruction of our planet and the dichotomy of dreaming an end to capitalism while being forced to actively participate in your own oppression.
In the middle: mention politics and immediately regret it.
Mention unions and get fired
TWTh Organize a union
I WFH on Mondays and Fridays so I can ask about the weekend on Tuesdays and Thursdays, only hiding on Wednesdays.
