Dan68@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIt's just a matter of time.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square40linkfedilinkarrow-up1882arrow-down18
arrow-up1874arrow-down1imageIt's just a matter of time.lemmy.worldDan68@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square40linkfedilink
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 day agoCan’t apply for a job because the AI interview stage can’t recognize his country accent. Can’t afford his car note, his truck leaves him. He’s broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him. Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won’t let him buy alcohol. Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot. I’m not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoDude don’t diss my tractor wife
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoThat’s my point, sad hick made a pass at your tractor wife. She shot him down. She’s a good lady, that one. A real keeper.
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 day agoYou have a great imagination, and a clear writing style. We’ll pay you minimum wage to write stories so our AI can usurp actual authors.
minus-squareA_norny_mousse@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·21 hours ago We’ll pay you minimum wage Not even: “We’ll pay you, a contractor, a one-time measly sum to create IP for us. No royalties or anything so high and lofty for you, peasant, and certainly no job security.”
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up4·21 hours agoHey now! I can write this for free and try desperately to get it published so someone else can get paid to let it get ripped for training data.
minus-squarewaterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoThe battery dies in his robodog
Can’t apply for a job because the AI interview stage can’t recognize his country accent.
Can’t afford his car note, his truck leaves him.
He’s broke, so his blonde waifu AI GF subscription runs out and she leaves him.
Tries to get drunk, but the delivery app won’t let him buy alcohol.
Gets rejected trying to get sexy with the Tractor Supply customer service chatbot.
I’m not sure if this is an AI-based county song, or a plausible Blade Runner sequel.
Dude don’t diss my tractor wife
That’s my point, sad hick made a pass at your tractor wife. She shot him down. She’s a good lady, that one. A real keeper.
You have a great imagination, and a clear writing style.
We’ll pay you minimum wage to write stories so our AI can usurp actual authors.
Not even: “We’ll pay you, a contractor, a one-time measly sum to create IP for us. No royalties or anything so high and lofty for you, peasant, and certainly no job security.”
Hey now! I can write this for free and try desperately to get it published so someone else can get paid to let it get ripped for training data.
That’s the American way
The battery dies in his robodog