• Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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    19 hours ago

    I honest to goodness did not realise how that sounded until now. Holy shit lmao

    I’ll write just one for now. Pizza was a black lab husky mix. My stepdad insisted that his name was Stan Lee but fuck him anyway. Pizza had a charming tuxedo pattern, and lived up to the reputations of both breeds; both heroically tireless and directly receiving radio signals from planet Goofball at all times. The adults left his training and minding to a brainless eleven year old, so his natural tendencies compounded with my own, resulting in a creature that could have given Eris herself a headache. He was a really fun dog.

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        12 hours ago

        That was the way of it. There were team ups, but he had his own solo campaign, too. Once he pooped under the Christmas tree, size of a birthday cake but very well hidden, and there was a smaller decoy out front so when we thought we were done cleaning it still smelled like shit! Mad genius.