• human@slrpnk.net
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    13 hours ago

    Also they ordered it for the whole restaurant and assumed all the turds would be in other people’s bowls.

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      3 hours ago

      As a non-American, it’s like sitting in a regular restaurant trying to have lunch but the entire place stinks like shit from the Turd Soup Restaurant down the street.

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      7 hours ago

      Then they wrote a review: “Turds in my soup! I was told they would only be in brown people’s soup! Please do something about this! This is still my favorite restaurant though, would definitely eat again.”

      mmmm, turds 🤤

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        7 hours ago

        “I mean, I know I’m brown, but it’s supposed to be in the other brown people’s soup.”

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          1 hour ago

          Oh yeah, that too. “But I voted Republican for years and always pointed at people poorer & browner than me! You can’t deport me!”