laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agoI... guess?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1426arrow-down141
arrow-up1385arrow-down1imageI... guess?lemmy.worldlaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.worldBanned to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squareOpenStars@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62arrow-down1·3 months agoI’d love you better as a doorknob… turns out to be the wrong answer, and I can’t find the undo button 😞
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·3 months agoHave you tried jiggling her a little? Or maybe lift while turning?
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoWhat, then everyone can touch you! I’m okay with that, if it’s what you want. Wait, why are you mad? What did I say? How am I in trouble for trying to make you happy? You asked the question, I’m just being supportive…
minus-squarecantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI can stick a doorknob in my ass.
I’d love you better as a doorknob…
turns out to be the wrong answer, and I can’t find the undo button 😞
Have you tried jiggling her a little? Or maybe lift while turning?
Try some WD-jelly
What, then everyone can touch you! I’m okay with that, if it’s what you want. Wait, why are you mad? What did I say? How am I in trouble for trying to make you happy? You asked the question, I’m just being supportive…
I can stick a doorknob in my ass.