Art of the deal, everyone
The thing I wanna know is how many israeli’s are doing the Anne Frank thing with palestinian families. You know: hiding them in the basement and feeding them.
they only do it if the palestinian is a child. and they only do it because in israel, it’s neither pedophilia or rape, to rape a palestinian child.
Bro…
what? it’s true. Israeli people really love raping kids as state policy. so much so that they regularly film themselves doing it.
The president keeps straight up lying and saying the deal covers the nuclear issue, even as Iran says it doesn’t.
This deal won’t hold even if it’s reached. As if our president could say no to Israel when they restart hostilities. This thing won’t end, it just remains to be seen if Iran is willing to accept lebanon being turned into gaza and attacks against Iran and their people while still keeping the straits open.
This will go on forever, peace deal or no.
Until conservatives lose control of the US.
But the peace deal will still be signed today, right?
American here. I haven’t heard the claims, but they’re likely true if Trump is upset.
Did you guys know he raped kids?
Yeah, there’s these things called the Epstein files. They’re pretty shocking, but his followers care more about what’s in all our fucking pants. Just like him, they’re also perverts. They want to see our genetalia before we enter bathrooms. Sick fucks.
they just want to make sure their victims don’t have more balls than they do.
The article says solving the nuclear issue is not realistic in 60 days, I think it is. Trump will propose to reinstate what Obama obtained, with his name sharpied over.
Iran will never accept those terms today. That ship sailed when USA attacked Iran in the middle of negotiations.
And now Iran has found out their negotiation position is way better than they thought before Israel ans USA attacked them.Art of the deal. Fucking idiot.
It does largely appear to be their ballgame, but the US seems quite content to utterly collapse states in the Middle East lately.
Yes, this is an absolute shitshow, and USA is probably the biggest loser in all of this. Not Trump, he is raking in money on insider trading and corruption, but USA and average Americans are losing a lot of money on higher oil prices.
It seems it’s trump putin and bibi making out like thieves in the night
Iran knows he’s lying. There is no value in Trump’s words.
According to leaks to Iranian media the draft includes a reconstruction which will result in Tehran receiving $300 billion to rebuild its cities. Also included will be the release of $24 billion in blocked Iranian funds, half of which must be paid to Iran before fresh talks start.
Damn, that’s an Israeli level supply of foreign aid.
Art of the deal
For a monday
is benny boy happy hes not getting that aid.
Are Americans happy they’ve been put in a position their leadership has to pay either instead of your hospitals? or school funding? or, god forbid, housing and food security for your multitudes of poor?
No one here has brought those up as possible alternatives. Extra money will never go to helping people here, because half the country thinks they are temporarily embarrassed royalty.
lol that fuckin strait ain’t opening this year, is it
say bye bye to economic growth by next month
Here’s some hopium for us all: Considering how little the average person has benefited from economic growth, that might not be so bad.
Especially if it hastens our independence from fossil fuels (which, in a sane world, events like this absolutely should).
Haha no no, you don’t understand. When there is growth the profits are privatized; when there is a collapse, the losses are socialized.
Sounds remarkably like this cuckolding fetish I’ve been hearing about.
That is a wild thought. I saw something that said the top ten percent of the economy is the only sector of the economy showing any movement. Essentially that 90% of Americans have zero economic power.
Your observation kinda lines up with that. It would also make “I love the inflation” make sense. The capital class is doing good.
Hold on to your britches, the economy is going down like a rollercoaster. After the SpaceX and other AI company IPOs, odds are that a bubble much larger than the Dotcom iteration will explode.
I could do with less interesting times.
You don’t benefit from economic growth, but you damn sure will get fired if we have another once in a life time recession. Don’t worry though, bailouts for the brave companies firings workers.
Nah you’ll just get more coal
Cool, we can use that for a neighborhood bbq
theres economic growth? when?
Iran will keep it closed until after the elections. They understand exactly how poisonous this is to Trump, and how it will affect MAGA in the election. Keeping the Strait closed hurts Trump and MAGA more than all the missiles in their arsenal, and they have to do almost nothing to maintain it for as long as they feel like it.
If Trump tries to throw a few missiles, they’ll just retaliate by bombing our shitty friends (but not Saudi Arabia, never the Saudis), who will then get madder at US.
You guessed right my friend. If I was the supreme leader, I’d definitely try and hit at Trump’s political influence. A lame duck president would probably ensure a more lasting peace.
Why doesn’t Iran attack KSA, apart from a few US bases? I thought they were the main rival in the region, and given the extent that the US and Israel have already been attacking them I don’t see much risk of escalation
They don’t need to. They’re winning, and widening the conflict now can only hurt them. All Iran has to do is sit tight, lob a missile at the strait every now and then, and wait for the US to fold. They’ve found the perfect strategy for this situation and opponent.
To any outside observer it looks like Iran has won this war, complete with reparations from the US.
I’m sure Israel will blow this deal up though.
israel/trump/benjamin has a vested interest in keeping it going. it keeps netanyahu out of jail, and trump out of the epstein files in the news.
They already bombed Lebanon today, likely to try and derail it again.
Yup, was just going to comment this. Bombs right on time to try and kill any ongoing negotiations. Israel is not a friend to the US, and trump clearly has no control over the situation. Shit, trump going into this nightmare at netanyahoo’s request is so on brand for the moron magats and trump.
The US simply has to restrict weapons and money to Israel. Bush senior did it and froze a 10 billions loan
Iran won the war when they dint bend like venezuela did in the first hours of this nonsensical operation. There is nothing the USA can win out of this confict, they are just losing power everywhere…
they underestimated that iran can FIGHT BACK, and they stockpiled tons of missiles, venezuela was practically defenseless.
Yeah, does anyone think Iran will stop suffering?
who started and is continue this conflict: USA and israel, just to keep epstein out of the news. iran is no saint, but they arnt the aggressors in this conflict.
Agreed. And innocent Iranians will continue to suffer.
Sadly no. But having just their government to deal with, instead of being squashed starved and slaughtered between the two is a minor improvement.
I’m not even convinced USA and Israel won’t find a way to make them suffer. Both seem to love genocide.
Sorry, is there something wrong with genocide? Fucking antisemites everywhere these days.
All states do ultimately. Unfortunately too many states have far too many cheerleaders.
No, the people of Iran are between a rock and a hard place.
But I think people can maintain a cause in defence of themselves longer than the US can maintain their offensive.
The US just hit critically low oil levels where it’s impossible to continue depleting them. They’ve reached low enough levels using pipelines are threatened by being able to maintain pressure.
The US now has to decide if they want to lose internal oil transport and shut down infrastructure. All right before midterms.
To any outside observer it looks like Iran has won this war
The war is won by either side only when Iran inflicts a permanent defeat on its enemies, or it ceases to be a functional state. Any deal in between, if it even goes through, will only postpone the resumption of the war, as it has been for what, about the last 45 years.
I would guess Iran is holding out to cripple the Israelis. The fact the Zios aren’t just taking what they’ve won and going home until next time is evidence they’re jot just evil, they’re all fucking insane. Letting this go on once the conquest of Lebanon slows down is so fucking stupid.
I think you can make a lot of legitimate critiques of the Israeli state, but suggesting g they can’t be trusted to hold to a treaty? No. That’s just totally baseless antisemitism.
This has to be sarcasm of the deepest kind.
Baseless, really? Israel have shown themselves to be a bunch of perfidious schmucks since the inception of their state 70 years ago. They can’t be trusted to hold even a ceasefire with Palestine/Lebanon/Iran and have repeatedly attacked during negotiations.
Your cry of antisemitism has worn out at this stage through ridiculous overuse and hyperbole. The only thing Israel has shown lately is that they have no honour or morality.
Oh so we should just base our judgement of Israel on the thing they have done literally every single time for their entire existence and ‘the protocols of the elders of zion’? But you’re not an antisemite? Fucking troll.
Tanking any ceasefire is literally in Israel’s best interest. Their goal is the elimination of Iran as a regional power. They don’t want to help Trump get out of this war, they want him to fully commit to it. American boots on the ground is the best possible outcome for them.

So Obama merely released Iran’s own monetary assets in American banks that we had frozen, which Trump attacked relentlessly, as recently as last week, but now he’s going to PAY them to repair the damage HE caused?
He won’t be able to rationalize these concessions, so once again he will kill the deal, and blame Biden.
So this technically means that Iran won, right?
If the leaked details are remotely accurate (they’re consistent with previous leaked drafts, so they do sound credible) this is a total capitulation on the part of the United States.
I wouldn’t consider it a win if they get paid merely the damages caused - they did lose lives after all. But also, if true, Magastan didn’t win anything.
Art of the Deal.
Who knows. The usa is not trustworthy
considering they dint have any major losess despite all those airstrikes.
No, its not victory, its just them getting whatever they want and us giving it to them in order to make the killing stop.
Trump doesn’t give a shit about the killing, what he want is for the oil prices to go down again.
But he can only achieve that by accepting that he lost, and that’s the part he doesn’t like.
For Trump it’s always about winning, he can’t stand to look like a loser. If he can make it look like a win, and get the oil prices down, then he will accept a deal. But it’s very hard to see what such a deal could be?The killing isn’t going well for him, makes him look weak. He cares. Oil prices aren’t coming down before the election. One of the first things Iran’s current regime on the world stage did was ratfuck a US president by pulling some shit like this. They are aware.
That sounds a lot like a won war.
Obama did it better. Trump is a weak bitch.
All American presidents are weak bitches. From Latin America and the rest of the world: fuck that entire fucking empire.
But the tan suit
I really don’t understand why they dislike the tan suit.
It’s a nice painting.
According to news headlines, Trump has exploded AND melted down this week.
I wish it were true.3.6 Roentgen.
One day…eyeing the nice scotch bottle
eyeing the cardbord box full of empty scotch bottles
When?
No kidding, that fucker can’t even do that right.
Very dishonorable people to deal with.
Pot, meet kettle.
Acting honorably around Trump is raw stupidity. The same is doubly valid for Netanyahu.










