Yup.

Yes, your honor. I have two towels I use to season my cast iron.

You leave these oily rags next to your stove?

Yes, where else would I put them? Its a convenient spot.

Do you wash them?

Why? They’ll just get oily again.

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

You can also ask who they voted for. If they waffle,

By claiming the best, smartest, biglyest president can do no wrong and it was an inspired idea.

That will always be funny. "Stop! We shouldn’t learn and adapt. We just want to show off with a live fire parade!