The other monkeys would kill the hoarding monkey and take his bananas. Maybe the monkeys have it figured out.
Eat and masturbate all day
Sleep in a tree
Occasionally violently murder others causing you distress
Yeah, I think they have it pretty figured out. We fucked it up
How much is 1.33 trillion meme-coin in USD?
About tree fiddy
Bananas are perishable, so yeah it’s kinda dumb to hoard them unless you are planning to bake a lot of banana bread. Mmmmm banana bread!
I like the video of researchers experimenting on social behavior in monkeys where they gave one monkey a banana who was happy until they gave another monkey a cherry in view of the first. That first monkey lost his shit and started screaming at the researcher by being visibly frustrated in his cage.
That’s us, except we are losing our bananas, while the other one is getting the entire cherry orchid.
It’s good to know we learned the obvious and valuable lesson Howard Hughes and the dangers of concentrated wealth have taught us multiple times over throughout the past, because it would be really fucking stupid for the world to repeatedly enable that exact same situation over and over again, that would be really disappointing.
How rich does someone have to be before their physical body is torn to shreds in front of a cheering crowd? Purely theoretical question
Depends on how powerful they are.
I’m sure millions of Ukrainians would love to tear billionaire Putin to shreds, they just can’t get at him.
Absolute weath is not the real measure. Rockefeller was worth 600bn in today’s money.
Inequality is what is more important
yeah and look what happened to them, spacex should be disbanded.
SpaceX has a decent COO and business model. It’s not worth 1trn though.
It should be nationalized. It does do some good things. It just does a lot of harm while doing so. It should be allowed to keep operating, but for the public good.
Nasa should get to use it for free.
SpaceX does but X.ai, X, and all the other shit companies he umbrella’d under it and not worth it. That’s what I meant by disband
Musk = POS Nazi.
We should probably disect Elon for science …
You’ll find nothing but Nazi despair inside.
Completely unrelated question, how long has it been since the last time we had a vivisection?
i am on the record as saying that nobody “deserves” to die, but i can get behind a noble sacrifice in the name of scientific advancement.
I would argue people deserve to die if they’re sufficient net negative to society. I believe Musk is one of these, as are most, if not all, seriel killers. The issue is determining who these people are, which we won’t all agree on. I don’t think the state should have this power because they get it wrong too often (and also I think their incentives are usually wrong and they benefit from protecting the wealthy).
i woulh rather they be made to personally deal with all the consequences of their actions. do unto others. death is easy, but making these people grasp what they have done is hard.
unfortunately there’s no real way to do that.
not believing anyone deserves to die doesn’t mean i don’t approve.
Someone responsible for the deaths of millions of people (remember USAID?) deserves to die.
i will continue disagreeing. i think they need to see the damage first hand. they deserve to be stripped of power and fame, prevented from ever gaining it back, and permanently marked to live in misery for the rest of their lives.
Seeing the suffering makes him happy not miserable. He is fully aware of what he is doing.
only because he’s removed from it
We should probably disect Elon
for sciencefor the betterment of humanitydissectdisembowel
I mean… as long as he’s just dead all is well
I would like to watch it when he’s still alive
Wasn’t there a study where a hoarding monkey got severely beaten by the other monkeys ?
To shreds, you say?
Throw him to the Tigers, kitties are hungry. :3
i like her argument and all but…
now that elon-monkey is here, she-monkey should tell them other monkeys where those scientists should be~
I mean, in the simplistic case of monkeys, this doesn’t work because the other monkeys starve, which is a failure as a species.
The monkey would have to hoard just enough bananas that the other monkeys can still barely their basic desires, while keeping them hungry for more and letting them believe they could one day be like you and get as many bananas by working their way up an imaginary hierarchy, where the way to go up is to fuck over other monkeys and get you as many bananas as they can, while you give them the minimum possible share.
Elon isn’t hoarding cash
Owning 1.3T of anything is a hoard by definition. I would be surprised if anyone at any time in history has ever owned a trillion of anything
So no one is own to own a company? Because that is all his wealth. It’s stock shares.
No one person should have that much wealth. Correct.
It’s crazy that you think someone can’t own a business
it’s crazy to have 1.3T dollars
somehow =
it’s crazy to own a business
what a fucking idiot
He doesn’t have a trillion dollars. Are you an idiot?
Come back to the comment in four months.
Yes, I can see the future.
Genuinely asking what’s the difference?
Like sure liquid $1T would be insane for one person to have, but a $1T company is equally as insane
A 1 trillion company trading at 350 p/e tells you everything you need to know about how liquid the market would be if he tried to sell it all
It’s not as insane because there is a significant difference between liquid and illiquid assets in how these can affect the world. However, regardless of how it compares, people owning more than a billion is one more sign our global economic system is very broken (and trillion even more so).
because most of the other
monkeyshumans aren’t starvingeasy
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Tell that to the children of Palestine who get shot in bread lines by evil Zionists.
you already said shooting starving children… zionist and evil both feel a little redundant
I have bad news for you: 1 in 11 people worldwide faced hunger in 2023, 1 in 5 in Africa
Africans should attack their trillions or something then
Indeed my friend, they should.
