• MrSelatcia@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    The other monkeys would kill the hoarding monkey and take his bananas. Maybe the monkeys have it figured out.

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      5 days ago

      Eat and masturbate all day

      Sleep in a tree

      Occasionally violently murder others causing you distress

      Yeah, I think they have it pretty figured out. We fucked it up

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      5 days ago

      With humans, the monkeys with atleast one banana defend the banana hoarder because they want to kill the starving monkeys.