• chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      “That dog was armed, preparing to open fire, and actively reading the Quran in a public space. I feared for all life on earth”

      • the puppy murdering pigs
      • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
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        21 hours ago

        “You misheard - it was actively peeing on the Quran. The weapon was a penis, and it’s a sweet as can be dog so 'e’s 'armless!”