• chuckleslord@lemmy.world
    14·
    23 hours ago

    “That dog was armed, preparing to open fire, and actively reading the Quran in a public space. I feared for all life on earth”

    • the puppy murdering pigs
    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
      21·
      22 hours ago

      “You misheard - it was actively peeing on the Quran. The weapon was a penis, and it’s a sweet as can be dog so 'e’s 'armless!”