I think people with degrees are less likely to own a house by the age of 30, because they studied longer and have to pay off debt first. The only reason i own a house is because i found one for super cheap and renovated it myself.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

I bet you don’t get a lot of things.

I really thought the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is what america needed. The second time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star is really gonna keep his promises. The third time, the fat pedophile, dumb racist reality star surely is not gonna just lie again.

Alright, just 3 or 4 more times, but then i’m really slowly gonna lose patience.