I’m my favourite person to talk to, we have so much in common.
I burned a coworker this was once. He asked me if I was talking to myself, to which I replied “if course, who else am I gonna have an intelligent conversation with around here.” 10 years at that job, that was my only zinger. I’m so proud lol
“I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to” -Gandalf
Going to use that next time. My line is that I’m talking to myself because no one else is listening. And it’s only a problem if I start arguing.
it’s only a problem if I start arguing.
Wait, that’s a sign of a problem?
Depends on how you two resolve the disagreement.
Make-up sex (masturbation).
Regardless of what some so-called expert out there might say the right course of action is, only you can say for sure. No one is better at being you than you.
Then why do I keep fucking it up, Dave?
Just be careful to use (at least) the same amount of kindness and consideration you would use for a co-worker or a friend.
Me talking to my mirror self: … who are you again and what are we doing?








