Rump Mobile website terms & conditions updated April 2026. The $100 pre-order deposits that consumers sent for gold Rump phones are now referred to as “a conditional opportunity if Rump Mobile later elects, at its sole discretion, to offer the Device for sale.”
Coincidentally, eggs are cheaper now, at least in my part of the country. That was one thing that certain people hyper focused on in the month(s) leading up to the 2024 election.
Have you got your eggs yet?
Trump phone?
Rump Mobile website terms & conditions updated April 2026. The $100 pre-order deposits that consumers sent for gold Rump phones are now referred to as “a conditional opportunity if Rump Mobile later elects, at its sole discretion, to offer the Device for sale.”
Scammed! Thanks for the hundred bucks, suckers!
Rump, my favorite president
Coincidentally, eggs are cheaper now, at least in my part of the country. That was one thing that certain people hyper focused on in the month(s) leading up to the 2024 election.
Eggs got cheap again because the Cheeto Turd did nothing. Doing anything is what makes things worse.