Release of all Epstein files? No, no, no, he said release of all Epstein ‘philes, and he did such a good job of it none of them ever got imprisoned in the first place
Epsteinphiles, as in people who have a fetish on Epstein
Have you got your eggs yet?
Trump phone?
Rump Mobile website terms & conditions updated April 2026. The $100 pre-order deposits that consumers sent for gold Rump phones are now referred to as “a conditional opportunity if Rump Mobile later elects, at its sole discretion, to offer the Device for sale.”
Scammed! Thanks for the hundred bucks, suckers!
Rump, my favorite president
Coincidentally, eggs are cheaper now, at least in my part of the country. That was one thing that certain people hyper focused on in the month(s) leading up to the 2024 election.
Eggs got cheap again because the Cheeto Turd did nothing. Doing anything is what makes things worse.
Ah you missed the bottom panel that should have said “libs owned”
Fell for it again (literally), we see
Exactly why I want to move out if the country
You wont regret it!!
(Unless you move to Russia, but good god don’t do that please)
As an American, Mexico looks like a good place to call home.
Fucking do it!!
Eta i’m Canadian
Y’know, as a Texan who’s never been, it really does seem like if anyone’s gonna move to Mexico now looks to be a good time. I’ll gladly eat tacos for the rest of my days (as if I’m not already doing so).
They would be better tacos. Texmex worst mex.
Get that oaxacan good good.
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I’m over 40 and I’ve spent my whole life “fighting” for healthcare that we are no closer getting. All I’ve seen is regression. I don’t want my kids to spend their entire lives hoping it happens too. The US is lost.
Not a great take on the issue. People only get one life, and you expect them to spend it suffering on account of the greed of the Epstein class? People should be free to fight or leave without judgement either way, imo.
Is that we we should tell foreign refugees and immigrants seeking a better life in the USA?
- “No, we shouldn’t” - you’re a hypocrit
- “Yes, we should” - you’re a bigot
- “That’s totally different!!!” - no, it isn’t
Choose one.
Lol shouldn’t the market decide?
It looks like it already is with the brain drain. Intelligent people at the tops of their careers don’t want to live here anymore. I can’t blame them.
The ones who can, will. It sucks for the people who can’t, but at some point I gotta stop fighting their battles and worry about my own.
American fat fucks should fix most of their problems at once.
Can’t wait for the MAGA cultists to offer up their 8 year olds to be cum dumpsters for the Trump family in exchange for moldy bread.
Lol I forgot about the $2000 tariff rebate thing.
