I don’t think he called me very often. I lived with him. I saw him every day & slept with him every night.

I wonder if every other detail of her life is similarly chaotic.

He didn’t have my number memorized, he just used his phone log and click on that to call me back. Or click on our texting history. A few years before I met him, his super hot blonde wife left him for another man so he was a bit distraught & having trouble moving forward.

Funny you mentioned 6 years, that’s how long I was with a guy who never even added me as a contact into his phone. We lived together, slept together, were monogamous with each other, I helped him raise his daughter every other weekend during his custody time with her while he was at work. He still never added me as a contact into his phone.

I see you’re trying to be clever but April never mentioned how many days she thinks April has.

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Heehee you’re not wrong. Maybe I should’ve been more specific while stating the obvious: Newborn babies spend most of the day sleeping but wake up frequently & briefly for maintenance needs.

To be fair, babies do sleep a lot. But they also wake up a lot. So we’ve gotta be constantly ready for whatever their vibe is.

Apparently ya gotta be loud to be heard. Shuddup Jack Black. Let some more important people have a moment in the spotlight.

When I’m alone I eat salads with my bare hands if there’s no dressing on it. But when I’m in proper company with people I have to socially adapt and I’m required to use utensils.

Lettuce, spinach, try to stab those with a fork when they’re schlucked to the bottom of the plate.

The fork tines are dull. Cannot stab anything except for the middle chunky part of the lettuce. Nothing else on that plate is stab-able and it’s driving me crazy.

Yes, rice is best eating with spoons. I have no idea how people eat rice with chopsticks. They’re crazy. Actually I think they eat sticky chunky rice, so they pick up the rice in clusters with chopsticks and that’s great for them but that is not the kind of food I eat so whatever.

It’s perfectly fine to have a fork and a knife and a spoon and chopsticks with us while we’re eating, and use whichever instrument is best for any given challenge in front of us. Because I have been struggling a lot with a fork and my salads, not everything is stab-able, only the center crunchy part of lettuce is stab-able and the rest of it is not stab-able unless the fork tines are as sharp as needles, but they’re not, the tines on the end of a fork are pretty dull and they are not stabbing into this lettuce. And when I try to scoop it up it just falls off the fork. Don’t even get me started on garbanzo beans, chasing those around the plate drives me crazy! And stabbing them makes them fall apart. I am struggling and I’m going to bring chopsticks with me from now on.

I learned how to use chopsticks in my college years. It’s not that difficult. I was born in Wyoming to German/Irish immigrant descendants so I am not culturally your typical chopstick user, but I’ve decided that I’m going to keep chopsticks handy for salads from now on.

Yeah every time I try to shovel my salad with the fork, everything falls off the fork. When I try to stab it, nothing is stabbable but just falls apart or falls off the fork. Chopsticks are best. We have a salad bar at work and I’m going to bring chopsticks with me from now on.