Am atheist, can confirm.
Yeah. But not on the bed.
Except some times on a lazy Saturday morning and they’re being annoying because they know it’s normally breakfast time now, but letting them up on the bed is a super special thing to take their mind off it. But they know it’s not a “You just get to do this whenever you want” kind of deal now, it’s invite only still. And they can’t take up all the room or start to clean themselves, shaking the mattress while the humans are trying to sleep in.
Farts are an instant kicking off too.
Utahraptor gets to sleep in the bed. They are rather needy.
Sounds like you shouldn’t own one.
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
I would also like feathers on my pet dromaeosaurid please
Accurate. I am an atheist and I do want that.
Less than accurate. Where is my wife’s boyfriend? Can’t have him out in the cold!
Sleeping in the raptor bed
Consensually.
I didn’t want this…but now?
a need was created in me
Something has awoken inside me.
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe… maybe I’ll get the plushie
Man: “I consent”
Woman: “I consent”
Announcer: “Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?”
Rawr :3
Velocesus
8O
Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
Open the door. Get on the floor. It’s your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
I’m pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
It can do both. So always keep a squeaky toy on hand.
What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!
Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!
Would you also not want to have Mongo as your pet?
As someone with a husky, I practically already do. Bouncing-off-the-walls energetic, obstinate to a fault, r̷̖̦͑͑͜é̴̢̝ͅǎ̴̚͜͝d̵̡̳̥̀ị̷̕l̴̦̹̰̀̔̂y̴̧̫̓͝ ̶̗̠͊a̵̩̬͆̉t̵̛̩͆̚ṯ̸̘̯͐̌̀å̶̼͚̐̚c̵̙̞͑k̵̡̪̎́͜s̵̡̙̭̍ ̷̭̩̭̽̀̀a̸͕̎͝n̵̞͆̎͝d̵͙̓͐͜͝ ̶͓͂̊ḓ̶̓ȩ̷̞̓̇v̸̢̤́̓͑ǫ̸̥͓̏ụ̵̙͍͒͗͠r̸̪̞̙͌s̷̡͎͍͊ ̷̹͙͐m̴̨̨͚̄̂y̶̹̮͋̓́ ̶̛̭͙̹̓̑e̷̡̓̽ň̵͍̒e̸̢͔̓͛m̵̄ͅi̴̥̱̼͆͘e̵͉̬̓̋ͅs̶̞̥̬̊.̵͓͈̼̈́
GSD actually have a time know as the velociraptor phase
My house still has parts of it eaten out by this utter bastard
Aww, precious baby! My boy is actually really nice. He’s only part husky, and must inherited his more mellow traits from his Akita side. He’s certainly no Mongo, but I’m also no Princess, so it works.
And how cute would those velocibears be? Ursaraptors? Bearsaurs?
There were so many dinosaurs across so much of the globe for so many millions of years, that there was undoubtedly some species of raptors and related dinosaurs who were absolutely fluffy and chubby and look nothing like we imagine them to look from their bones.
Look at one of those speciality breed chickens that look like floofy mops, compared with an average chicken skeleton and you get an idea just how little we actually know and how wrong we might be about the distant past.
I mean HONESTLY!😾
I said Mongo, not Princess Donut.
Godammit, Donut 🐱😣
It makes me very very happy to find a Dungeon Crawler Carl reference out in the wild.
This is an outrage!
