true lies is a remake? holy shit

oh look it’s Adolf Twitler

that’s an unhinged response to a completely innocuous comment

much better. still not funny because the joke itself is ass but this punchline at least makes sense for the premise.

oh so you’ve seen the pics

ah yes, i too considered being a doctor so i can feel comfortable in my job. but then i realized when I’m treating a severed limb in an accident trying to stop buckets of blood flowing, that the person might be gay. ew, imagine. so i decided it’s not worth it.

you don’t need to try so hard, just don’t let him have weird ideas about gender and hope he befriends at least one girl. that’ll be enough. all these idiots need is a female friend going “don’t be an idiot that’s not how things work”.