clear signs of a very popular guy that people really like

how sad for you, mister assassin, you have run out of bullets, and i still have ten offspring to use

people who agree with me would do this because im just naturally an unpleasant person to be around

whenever someone suggests therapy, i think about how little i already trust regular doctors and all the horror stories about therapists

cryptocurrency is absolutely not going to be a substitute. what happens when your client’s money drops in value halfway through working on their commission?

europeans will be all, 930pm? thats when we get lunch!

candace will use the gribble defence

every time i see someone arguing in favor of ai art, my lymhonodes get a little more swollen

dont tell me what to do

i would have fired him for using ‘frankly’ too many times

what? a moustache?