Could you imagine reliving your day of birth?

Every day sliding out of your mother’s vagina and every night climbing back up there like a lubed up slide.

You shouldn’t fetish shame some people like Coldplay.

It was a pain in the ass to sext when you didn’t have a roll of quarters handy.

Oh I could have sworn I did but I guess you would know me better!

When you start reading news as much as you look at memes.

They have an 87% approval rate on it and I think it’s pretty funny!

🧸 not 🤡.

A bear not an animal.

That one sucks too.

I thought Winnie the Pooh was orientalist?

Is that the live reality distorting force field?

Man when Ozzy died I felt bad but when I saw Hulk Hogan died I thought he had a couple years ago.

Do all the western media outlets send their picture into the CIA so the CIA can photoshop him to constantly look like an ever inflating balloon or had the CIA applied some sort of live reality distorting force field around him?

Is the western media colluding to inflate his pictures and make him look like a fat fuck?

If the resources are distributed based on need why is Kim Jong Un a fat fuck while his people are barely fed?

Don’t kink shame.

This is a clear case of zombie rockerophobia.

Tell me again how based North Korea’s communism is?

I’ll be weird if you don’t downvote me!