It has shaken consumer trust and raised questions about global sunscreen regulation.
  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
    651·
    14 hours ago

    “We are deeply sorry that one of our products has fallen short of the standards we pride ourselves on and that you have come to expect of us,”

    Yeah nah bro. These companies need to be sued into bankruptcy and the leadership imprisoned.

    • Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.worldEnglish
      191·
      12 hours ago

      I fucking despise corporate speak.

      Do they think they are convincing anyone with that shit?

      Do they only speak that way in case of it appearing in court documents?

      Is that why it’s so nauseatingly neutral?

      • atzanteol@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        51·
        9 hours ago

        Do they only speak that way in case of it appearing in court documents?

        Oh, absolutely. This has been reviewed by a team of lawyers to minimize any admission of liability.