Has he signed an executive order yet that mandates that the press reports that he only wins at golf and gets no fewer that 3 holes-in-one?

[can’t believe that it keeps getting worse, but it does]

I was assured by many “uncommitted” lemmykins that this wasn’t possible.

What are those cyclists having accidents with? Magical monoliths that appear out of nowhere or… cars?

Yeah… Whenever I’m on foot in the city I’m twice as nervous about being hit by a cyclist as I am a car.

They ride on sidewalks, don’t stop at lights, weave through pedestrians at crosswalks, etc.

They seem to be so full of themselves for not being in a car that they forget that they can also injure people.