As to why it (IMO) qualifies:
“My children are 22, 25, and 27. I will literally fight ANYONE for their future,” Greene wrote. “And their future and their entire generation’s future MUST be free of America LAST foreign wars that provoke terrorists attacks on our homeland, military drafts, and NUCLEAR WAR.”
Hence, she feels her support is threatening her kids.
“MTG getting her face eaten” was not on my 2025 bingo card, though she is in the early stage of face eating.
I still read it as Magic The Gathering every single time
Hasbro/WotC needs to send the Pinkertons after her to end this confusion
A Shivan would be preferable.
Why would magic the gathering do this?
Hasbro is evil itself
Trump comes out with a Tweet calling out “Horse Face Marjorie” and she falls right back into line licking his boots in 3… 2… 1
This reality practically writes itself