Look, they’re just bringing GitHub’s signature nine-fives reliability to the rest of their cloud stack.
Just waiting for the RAM crisis to price everyone into thin clients that connect to Azure Virtual Desktop; then we can get that special enterprise feeling every time we try to use a computer!
Holy shit it’s still not up??
According to UptimeRobot is to be believed, it’s closer to Microsoft 338.
Yeah I was gonna say there is absolutely no fucking way that’s the first outlook outage this year. They happen constantly. I used to read a blog that already made this 36X joke four or so years ago.
I snorted so hard that I farted at this
I believe that is called a Snart
Pretty sure that one includes a sneeze
If only it could be Microsoft 0
Looking forward to never again confuse their “productivity” brands numbers with their entertainment ones.
Or they are refreshing their TLS private keys…
No need, the keys are secure.
Is 5
Commit: Bump private key version
