SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.message-squaremessage-square126linkfedilinkarrow-up1621arrow-down115
arrow-up1606arrow-down1message-squareWater is never really yours it's just your turn to drink it.SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square126linkfedilink
minus-squareTootSweet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up118·1 day agoA man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoI’m hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.
minus-squareBauerBender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 day agoThe ownership of your flesh is temporary.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoI want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
minus-squaredecolo@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoIt’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
minus-squareforbiddencherry@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoIf you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
minus-squarebbpr120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·1 day agoit’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
A man’s flesh is his own; the water belongs to the tribe.
He gives water for the dead!
I’m hoarding quite some amount of water in my flesh.
The ownership of your flesh is temporary.
I want to be roasted and fed to the guests of my funeral.
It’s only fair that you have to fatten and tenderize yourself in preparation when the time comes.
If you’ve ever had trichinosis make sure they know to cook you thoroughly.
it’s not like I’m RFK Jr or something…
“This is the best pork I’ve ever had!”