Took a dump…

I just failed no nut November, for the glory of the empire!

I took a shit and it went Qapla’!-p for the glory of the empire!

Doomscrolling for the glory of the empire

Watched hockey highlights for the glory of the empire!

Cleaned my cat’s litter box for the glory of the empire!!!

I decompiled the flash game “fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple” using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.

For the glory of the empire!

Turned off my ActiVac for the glory of the empire!..

My wound feels weird but it’s for the glory of the empire.

Call my mum FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!

I’ve gone potty. For the glory of the poty!

Got a glass of water FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Bought three beers, for the glory of the empire!

I compiled my application FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I just shit out Klingon box wine FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!