What are dogs gonna do, complain in human language that they don’t taste like pumpkin or cookies and cream?

There’s no scenario where a reasonable and normal human being can ever prove or disprove the advertised flavor of dog treats. And if you do? Congratulations you fucking weirdo, yeah maybe they lied but YOU put a dog treat in your mouth. You lose by default, bro

All it needs is themed packaging, a vague colorful tint, and boom it’s now whatever flavor you say it is. If anyone objects, “ah, nope. They just taste bad to you because you’re not a dog”

It’s all such silly goosery

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    What tastes good to dogs can taste nasty to us for perfectly valid reasons. I don’t think anyone’s rushing to try an apple-beef-cucumber-peanut butter (or whatever the fuck they mix into a) biscuit that explicitly isn’t made for humans

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        Just because dogs want to eat human food doesn’t mean that they should. My dog will rush or beg for any human food, even ones that are bad for her and have too much oil or sodium