Her name sounds like a shotgun being cocked.

When my 3 year old is in the bath, he likes to take a toy boat and press it into the water, solemnly intoning “down down down, to the bottom of the seeeeeea” as it sinks to the bottom of the tub.

Little brother went to a church-ran daycare. Caught him singing something about how “God cremated” instead of “God created”.

“life is but a dream” is a bit existential on its own.