Along those same lines, $1 postings, too. I want to organize search results from cheapest to most expensive, and here you waste my time in the beginning by listing something at $1, but in the body it’s worth several 10s of thousands.

We’re so far past “well done” that we’re now “congratulations”.

Grimmace jumped up on a burger stump and said “Boy, lemme tell ya what”

Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

Little brother went to a church-ran daycare. Caught him singing something about how “God cremated” instead of “God created”.