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    11 hours ago

    A: “Don’t touch that - fire has a long history of hot.”

    B: “Ow, fire hot!”

    A: “You fuckin moron, I just told you it’s hot!”

    …

    A: “Hey, remember fire? Its back, still hot. Don’t touch it this time.”

    B: “HELP! IT BURNS!!!”

    A: develops drinking problem