Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoYou CAN become GREATlemmy.worldimagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1355arrow-down111
arrow-up1344arrow-down1imageYou CAN become GREATlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square75linkfedilink
minus-squareColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 hour agoI was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 hours agoI drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
minus-squareWhoIzDisIz@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoWhat a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·9 hours agoJust as the prophecy foretold
I am forklift certified.
I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol
I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?
Not me, I’m anti-authority
They comin’ to pick you up.
You can outrun them.
What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).
Just as the prophecy foretold
We’re not worthy!