Ironically, I pee in the shower.

Unfortunately, the president of the United States is not.

I’m a stay at home dad. My boss is not potty trained.

Glad to see you finally trained the cat to use the litter box.

Though calling it your “boss” is a little demeaning. Don’t you mean “my holiest divine master”?

For some real fun start thinking this about everyone you meet:

This person has shat their pants more than once.