The walls are pockmarked from shrapnel and the golden arches are melted at Ukraine’s first McDonald’s. But the restaurant, a symbol of the country’s Western aspirations, still serves as a refuge in Kyiv.
That’s why I wear McCrotchplate, the new Happy Meal toy that doubles as a Kevlar™ substitute codpiece. Filet o Fish? Not with this equipment. Available in select locations while supplies last.
A stray piece of shrapnel is to strike a building now?
That’s why I wear McCrotchplate, the new Happy Meal toy that doubles as a Kevlar™ substitute codpiece. Filet o Fish? Not with this equipment. Available in select locations while supplies last.