I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?

HOMP

Your Honor, there’s no evidence from the provided panels that my client did not in fact open the bag and have a single chip then put the bag away before feeling content in his accomplishments.

Just one bag of chippi

Best way to ensure self-control is to not expose yourself to temptation

Don’t buy it

What’s that?