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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Domestic Sisyphus

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laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    23 hours ago

    I mean… you should put the lid (not just the seat) down before you flush every time regardless to reduce the airborne particles.

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      Out of interesst: Do you then reopen the lid to check for shitstains left in the bowl, that would need cleaning before you leave?

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        I do, personally, because that’s like basic manners.

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        yes

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        Depends on how the movement went, and the sound of the flush.

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        This is exactly why someone needs to invent a completely clear glass toilet.

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          Or that camera screen setup that newer fridges use to see the inside.

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          11 hours ago

          That exists.

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            It never occurred to me until now that a toilet tank is a great place for fun stickers.

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              When I was younger, my parents got a small pop-up pool. It wasn’t long before the “NO DIVING - SHALLOW WATER” sticker that came with it ended up on the toilet.

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            Add that with these lights and you’ll never wonder how your shit looks again.

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          Yikes

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      The number of people breathing their own aerosolized toilet water is too dam high!

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        Unless you’re hermetically sealing your toilet lid with aftermarket parts, this number includes you.

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          it is greatly reduced, though.

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            Ah but they’re using the old why get vaccinated if you can still get the virus logic. The only logical response is to pound down some lettuce and blast those particles right back at that toilet scum. Ass testosterone checks pronto

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      Yes, that’s definitely one of the things I should do. One day.

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      That’s not even the reason I do it. The way I see it, we both should have to do seat management before use. If I have to put the seat up, she has to put the lid up. It’s only fair.

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