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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago

It's our fault for having shins, really.

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It's our fault for having shins, really.

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/koth/p/1303179/it-s-our-fault-for-having-shins-really

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  • daannii@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    I’m 5ft 2 and I feel like I barely fit in an airplane seat. And God forbid I have to use the restroom during the flight.

    Restrooms smaller than portable Scotty potties.

    I’m not someone who has claustrophobia but I’ll be real. Those restrooms feel like a coffin. And being on a flight longer 2 hours is a test of my mental fortitude.

    I’ve been on an airplane a few times for about 9 hours and I honestly felt slightly traumatized by the experience.

    Id love to travel to farther places but I don’t think I can handle those 13 hr flights.

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      All so rich people can rent entire apartments in the sky. Their seats get bigger while ours get smaller, doubly so for bathrooms.

  • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    I killed fiddy men!

    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Go jail now

      • tabularasa@lemmy.ca
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        I don’t think he got it. LOL.

  • mountainRadish@lemmy.world
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    I am not that tall, but tall enough that my knee hits the plastic protection piece on the front seat, it is not fun.

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    “You’re not mah daddy, a’hm your daddy!”

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh come on, they aren’t all like that.

    This one is great for those who want to smell farts blasted right into their faces.

    concept for airlines that's very cramped and ass to mouth

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 hours ago

      That feels so claustrophobic for the poor belowdecks person. You think they do seating based on phobia for this shit? You know, make the experience of flying just a tiny bit more miserable with bodily dread and stuff?

      • Zarobi@aussie.zone
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        7 hours ago

        Mmm directly at fart level

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    This plane can fit 50 men!

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    12 hours ago

    (From my driving school textbook)

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Is that a couple of floating scrotums?

    • Kcap@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      If only there was someone who could trace those dicks

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        4 hours ago

  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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    17 hours ago

    Have you tried not being so tall? /s

  • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    Tojo took m’leg room!

  • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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    16 hours ago

    If it was really down to airlines they’d design airplanes for sardines…

    • Kirp123@lemmy.world
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      They would make us stand up, that would allow them to fit so many more people.

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    Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers) but bus and train manufacturers, too. And car makers when it comes to the back seats. Basically any company producing means of multi-person transportation.

    • Psionicsickness@reddthat.com
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      I have a Mustang, it’s a convertible. I’d honestly rather NOT have the back seats. They are useless anyway, I’d rather just have a 2 seater sports car.

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      Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers)

      Distance between seats is determined by the airline, not the plane manufacturers. The seats mount on rails and are easily moved around by the airlines to optimize amount of possible seats.

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        Which is also why the windows never fucking line up.

  • tempest@lemmy.ca
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    13 hours ago

    It’s actually 🐄

  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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    Last time I flew on a plane the armrest from the seat in front of me actually cut my knee there was so little room. My only other option was to get my leg run over by the drink cart.

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    This is not even a joke for WestJet.

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      WestJet says feedback and operational data about the scaled-back 28-inch seat pitch, which reduced legroom, prompted the airline to change its “cabin-configuration approach” on aircraft where seating had been “densified.”

      Aahhh, who doesn’t love some corpo speak

      • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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        You have to be this small to ride this plane

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        I physically don’t fit in a 30" seat pitch, that sounds like hell

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