laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoWhy do they always do thislemmy.worldimagemessage-square38linkfedilinkarrow-up1465arrow-down14
arrow-up1461arrow-down1imageWhy do they always do thislemmy.worldlaurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square38linkfedilink
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·1 day agoI’d still fuck both of them if they were my sister. Dig em up, I don’t give a fuck, I’ll fuck them tonight on the telly even!
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoDisclaimer: I did not write this, it’s a meme before the word meme became a thing… I fucked an old woman in the graveyard, God bless her old soul she was dead. Maggots crawled out of her asshole, and hairs fell out of her head. After the ordeal was over, I felt I had committed a sin. So out of my pocket I drew a straw, and sucked out the load I shot in.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoFor once in my life, I have had enough internet for the day.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoLOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here. Sorry, not sorry…
minus-squarecosmos8188@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoDidn’t expect dark humour in these parts of the lemmyverse…
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·1 day agoMy sister was a long gone ho Yet that didn’t stop me though Treated her right even in death Cannot beat that necroincest Her body cooled, so I sought To microwave that dead thot Found the bitch was too big Chopped her up like the pig She was and then I did have A dozen holes to split in half … Thank you, I’ll take donations in my ass if you can find the will to ejaculate in the same general direction of that fetid sarlac pit I got going on back there.
I’d still fuck both of them if they were my sister. Dig em up, I don’t give a fuck, I’ll fuck them tonight on the telly even!
Disclaimer: I did not write this, it’s a meme before the word meme became a thing…
For once in my life, I have had enough internet for the day.
LOL, I learned that sitting at a campfire back when I was only 12. I usually save it for Halloween, but it seemed fitting to post it here.
Sorry, not sorry…
Didn’t expect dark humour in these parts of the lemmyverse…
Worst hoedown ever
My sister was a long gone ho
Yet that didn’t stop me though
Treated her right even in death
Cannot beat that necroincest
Her body cooled, so I sought
To microwave that dead thot
Found the bitch was too big
Chopped her up like the pig
She was and then I did have
A dozen holes to split in half
…
Thank you, I’ll take donations in my ass if you can find the will to ejaculate in the same general direction of that fetid sarlac pit I got going on back there.