This is me at the foundry but I can’t have full Gatorade, gotta be propel.

Well tubby-tubby, a good sweat might help you lose some of that weight. We don’t need any AC here at the ‘real job’ factory! What’s the matter? Don’t want to work anymore? /S

Oh boy I hope I dont get fucked in the ass today, as I clock into the getting fucked in the ass factory

Gatorade comes in cans?!

Still beats the getting kicked in the balls by a horse factory.