That’s why we get gorila, so when the burglar make eye contact with them, the burglar will need to have a pokemon battle with the pet gorila before they can proceed, plenty of time to call the cop.
I have seen some videos of intruders breaking in, or baby sitter abusing kids, and their cat straight go blender mode and fuck them up. Not saying it’s as reliable as a dog guarding, but I have seen quite a few instances of cats fucking people up for doing wrong.
Saw a video of a caretaker for cats get bit in the ass cheek while placing food bowls.
A rabbit bit my ass once because he was
- mental
- I did kiss his mom, my later wife
- he was so jealous…
Yeah, sometimes animals just aren’t very sociable
…and, sometimes you just want to plant your teeth in those cheeks.
A nibble can’t be a bad idea, everybody would do it. Right?
Right??
Might as well call me fluffles
