cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours agoNeeds some cobwebs to hide the plastic appearancelemmy.worldimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1456arrow-down17
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minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 hours agoWhy not just hide the actual remains there?
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 hours agoBecause then I’d have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoGotta keep the investigators guessing with fake decoy remains. Just wait until they find the one buried underneath the garden shed – guess what, also plastic!
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 hours agoYou’ve put a hilarious image in my head.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 hours agoThe actual remains are in the spike pit.
Why not just hide the actual remains there?
Because then I’d have to go back to that one oak tree next to the dried-up riverbed to retrieve them.
Gotta keep the investigators guessing with fake decoy remains.
Just wait until they find the one buried underneath the garden shed – guess what, also plastic!
You’ve put a hilarious image in my head.
The actual remains are in the spike pit.
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