• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        7 hours ago

        Look buddy, I’m not here to feed into your sick-o internet scat bike sexual fantasies. Well, I am, but not for free.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        7 hours ago

        What if it were like quicksand, but diarrhea.

        You could completely submerge the bike. I suspect this would act as a strong deterrent to thieves.

        I guess a simple pool of regular diarrhea would do just as well, not sure where I got the quicksand part.